Grumpyhatlady and Chums

The Tory Jokey – they’re all singing it these days!

We put the UK in
We’ll take the UK out
In-out-in-out, what’s it all about?
The Tories full of cocaine, always turn around
Hear the backbenchers shout,

“Oh Cameron’s a jokey
Britain’s full of foreign folkey
The tabloids don’t think this is okay
Bullingdon, farfetched Yah Rah Rah”

You keep the coursework in
You’ll take the coursework out
in-out-in-out, what’s it all about?
The cabinet are bonkers, wouldn’t've happened with Balls
See all the lefties pout,

“Oh Gove’s exams are jokey
Take’s us back to 1940*
University will never be free
Keep the plebs stupid, oh-kay ya”

You keep the strivers in
You put the skivers out
in-out-in-out, what’s it all about?
We’ll starve the benefits scroungers, let’s keep them poor
they’re too fat and they’ve all got gout

“Oh IDS is a wanker
worse than a fucking banker
notice the unsuppressed rancour
won’t be happy til we’re dead”

*I know its more like the 50s but that didn’t rhyme. Artistic license and all that